What do you keep in your pockets? Let me guess: your wallet, keys, phone, lint, and a receipt from Denny’s with a timestamp of 3am last Saturday night (don’t worry, it happens). Was I right?
Well SHAME ON YOU for not also carrying BoomBoom!
You never know when having a BoomBoom Energizing Inhaler on you might be clutch. Not sure when you’d need a BoomBoom? I’ll help you with these 27 Reasons Why You Need BoomBoom In Your Pocket Right Now:
It’s garbage day and you walk by your neighbor’s trash can full of what smells like used baby diapers, rotten cabbage, and raw sulphur. YOU’D BETTER BOOM RIGHT NOW.
Your girlfriend wants to cut through the fish market to ogle at all the seafood...and it’s 90 degrees outside. GET THAT BOOMBOOM IN YOUR NOSE.
Your mom asks you to take the compost out to the garden, and it’s full of rotten banana peels, egg shells, coffee grounds, and slimy spinach. NO PROBLEM, MA, BUT FIRST I GOTTA BOOM.
Your arm is trapped by a boulder, it’s been 127 hours of trying to free it, and the gangrene is starting to set in. BOOMBOOM WILL HELP BUT YOU’LL STILL BE THIRSTY AND DYING.
To pay off your mountain of student loan debt you get a job as a garbage man. YOU’LL WANT BOOMBOOM FOR BREAKFAST.
You go scuba diving and happen to drift into a cloud of raw sewage. BOOMBOOM PLUS BATHING IN LISTERINE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
Halloween pranksters leave roadkill in your driveway and your husband asks you to remove it because he’s a wimp. GIVE HIM A LOOK OF DISDAIN, WEAR GLOVES, AND GO OUT THERE WITH A BOOMBOOM IN EACH NOSTRIL.
The dude at 7Eleven says "Good Morning" and obviously hasn’t brushed his teeth in his entire life, bathing you in a cloud of horrible breath. BETTER BOOM SO THAT YOU STILL HAVE AN APPETITE FOR THAT MAPLE GLAZED DONUT.
You get sprayed in the face by a skunk. MIGHT WANT PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL HELP FIRST BUT AFTER THAT YOU SHOULD BE BOOMING FOR DAYS.
You take your dog for a walk in the rain, and while snuggling him afterwards he gives off a ludicrously bad wet dog smell. DON’T DEPRIVE YOUR DOG FROM LOVE WHEN BOOMBOOM CAN SAVE YOU.
You find a dead body in the woods while jogging. BETTER CALL THE POLICE BUT THEY’LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAVE TO BOOM IT UP FIRST.
You open your fridge after being on vacation and it turns out all the food rotted from a power outage. BOOM THEN TOSS THAT CRAP.
You walk by a scummy pond and can’t get the awful smell of stagnant water out of your nose. BOOM DA BOOM.
You’re at the gym and the guy squatting next to you deciding to eat steamed veggies as his pre workout snack. BOOM BUT BE DISCREET ABOUT IT.
Neighborhood boy throws a stink bomb at your front door. WHO ARE YOU, DENNIS THE MENACE? TIME TO BOOM.
You take your shoes off after 16 hours of wearing them. WHOA. TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM YOURSELF WITH BOOMBOOM.
You’re tired but have another 3 hours at work. Caffeine is no longer effective. Time to stand up, stretch, and inhale some Berry Breeze to reinvigorate your mind. CUBICLES DRAIN ENERGY, BOOMBOOM DOESN’T.
You go wine and cheese tasting and somebody orders up some of that stinky blue cheese. CHEESE SHOULDN’T SMELL ROTTEN. BERRY BREEZE BOOM TO THE RESCUE.
You go to Thailand and somebody suggests you should try stinky durian fruit. DON’T DO IT, RUN AWAY AND BOOM ASAP.
You’re about to attempt a personal record deadlift. INHALE SOME CINNA-MINT AND THEN CRUSH THAT LIFT, BRO!
You’re 90 minutes into a meeting that was supposed to be 60 minutes with still no end in sight. SPREADSHEETS WILL CONTINUE TO LOOK BLURRY UNTIL YOU TROPICAL RUSH YOUR NOSE!
Your aunt is visiting for Thanksgiving and starts telling a long-winded story about a rash she found on her calf. AUNT MARGARET, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US? NOW I HAVE TO BOOM UNDER THE TABLE AFTER PRETENDING TO DROP MY FORK.
Your dog poops in your bed. GLAD YOU ARE RELAXED, FIDO, BUT NOW I HAVE TO BOOM TO GET YOUR KIBBLE FLAVORED AURA OUT OF MY NASAL PASSAGES.
You’re on a long car ride on windy roads and feeling nauseous. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND INHALE TROPICAL RUSH WHILE IMAGINING YOU’RE ON A BEACH. NAUSEA NO MORE.
You’re trapped in an elevator. IT’S ABOUT TO SMELL SOMETHING FIERCE IN HERE WITH ALL THE FEAR, SWEAT, AND...YOU KNOW. BUST OUT THAT BOOM.
It’s all-you-can-eat Chili night at the local barbecue joint, and you’ll have a 45-minute car ride home in a car packed with five dudes. WITHOUT BOOMBOOM YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS TRIP.
The zombie apocalypse is happening and one thing the Walking Dead forgets to remind viewers of: this dystopian future with the undead busting down doors to eat brains smells horrible. STOCK YOUR FALLOUT SHELTER WITH A PARTY PACK OF BOOMBOOM.
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